What political party do i belong to based on what i believe, am i a liberal democrat or Conservative republica?

None of your options. You are so right wing that the entire right wing is leftist. And the scary part is that you are a complete slave to your beliefs, but unable to formulate them yourself. No matter how you slice it, somewhere in this rant, you have condemned yourself to death, but are you prepared to administer the punishment you say you deserve?